Friday, May 1, 2009

The Room

I don't know why I own this. Every time I see the movie it's like a 90 minute lobotomy. I am speaking of The Room, which easily ranks as the worst thing I have ever seen, and probably ever made. I'm not stranger to bad cinema, I have seen every Ed Wood film, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and basically every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I think it's safe to say I know my shit, and I do mean "shit." The Room is shit on a whole new level, it doesn't just suck, it ruins my hope for the human race. I can't justify why it even exists, if only to torment me. It proves there is no god, and if there is, (s)he is a cold and uncaring god.

That being said, you absolutely must watch it.

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