Why I Hate Pandas

I've only written two other entries but this one is already a clear departure. Pandas suck. They suck big time. Blah blah blah, yes, they are cute, but they are halfway responsible for their own endangered status. Yes, humans cut down bamboo forests, but pandas refuse to screw each other to create offspring. Some zoos load their food with aphrodisiacs and that *still* doesn't word. They actually show pandas porn to get them aroused and it *still* doesn't work. They are so repulsed by their own species that it's actually newsworthy when one of them has a baby. I don't really blame them, pandas don't really get me hot under the collar either, but seriously, guys, get after it. If you really hate screwing that much should you even be considered living organisms in the first place?