House

Why have I never watched this show before like a week ago? This is exactly the sort of character I would love. Smarm? Check! Intellect? Check! Asshole? Check!

I've managed to catch 6 different marathons of the show and have been largely unable to look away from the TV. All episodes seem to follow the exact same formula, simply switching out the co-worker House plays mind games with, and the other rare, probably made up disease the patient gets, but dammit this show is amazing. Hugh Laurie is a fine comedian and a damn fine actor (his american accent is quite impressive)

It's the only scripted show I actively look forward to watching (sorry, Heroes, you just started sucking)

Michelle Bachmann is batshit insane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAaDVOd2sRQ


Wow. Just, wow. She was elected to anything? She shouldn't be allowed to serve me a quarter-pounder with cheese, much less serve in congress. I can understand not being really concerned but a high school student could tell you CO2 is harmful.

"But there isnt even one study that can be produced that shows carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

I've got an experiment, let's stick her in a room full of CO2 and see how long she lasts. She's not even getting the dissenter facts right. I wouldn't care if she could at least re-quote what people who dont' believe in it say, but no, CO2 is perfectly harmless and a great thing. In fact, I think we should just shoot more up into the air because it's necessary for all life on earth.

What the hell is wrong with me?

I had my world rocked over the weekend. The best game ever, I now own it. When I was told the game would be amazing, not only did I not believe my friend Dylan, I simply laughed in face and couldn't actually believe anything close to what he was proposing. I decided I had to see what he was talking about so I used the last of an Amazon.com gift certificate I got for my birthday and bought it. It arrived a couple days later and I finally gazed upon the holy grail of gaming, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. I know what you're thinking, that sounds horrible, and I should be ashamed for owning it. Believe me, I hate the man as much as I should, but this game....oh this game. It's like playing a straight to DVD movie. The plot is horrible, the dialogue appears to have been written by a house plant, but this only adds to the experience.

The plot - You are hired to perform a concert in the middle east, the promoter doesn't pay you in money, so he pays you in a diamond encrusted skull, terrorists and organ harvesters steal the skull so you go on a rampage to kill all of them.

In spite of that...no, *because* of that, the game is all kinds of epic. Hearing our hero yell things like "Eat motherfucking dirt, bitch asses" never gets old. Never.

So I say it loud, and I say it proud, I love 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Why I Hate Pandas

I've only written two other entries but this one is already a clear departure. Pandas suck. They suck big time. Blah blah blah, yes, they are cute, but they are halfway responsible for their own endangered status. Yes, humans cut down bamboo forests, but pandas refuse to screw each other to create offspring. Some zoos load their food with aphrodisiacs and that *still* doesn't word. They actually show pandas porn to get them aroused and it *still* doesn't work. They are so repulsed by their own species that it's actually newsworthy when one of them has a baby. I don't really blame them, pandas don't really get me hot under the collar either, but seriously, guys, get after it. If you really hate screwing that much should you even be considered living organisms in the first place?

Tea Parties

Come on, people, why are we waiting until *now* to protest taxes....oh wait, it's because Democrats are in the White House, because they are completely responsible for current tax levels....oh wait, they haven't touched them yet. Though I have to admit the people coming together for a common goal in protest is rather impressive, especially since they just sprung up out of nowhere united....oh wait, Fox News has been sponsoring and promoting them for weeks now.

One great thing did come out of all this, though. Republican National Chairman Michael Steele has asked republicans to send "virtual tea bags" to dems. The man pushing the GOP to become more "urban" and "hip hop" is hilariously throwing around "tea bags." Either this man needs a link to urban dictionary, or he is truly a political mastermind.